

VALIDATION
Finally Served





Affirmations
made easy. ™
Introducing the MaMachine, the revolutionary device that fills the void in every Asian household: parental validation. Experience the emotional fulfillment you need, no achievement required. Brought to you by the folks at Serious Studio.
Not Seen On

How to use your MaMachine

①
Insert an Affirmation Card with your chosen phrase

②
Choose parent voice (Mom / Dad / Judgy Auntie)

③
Press the “Emotional Support" button

④
Receive the validation you’ve been waiting for!
Finally hear what you’ve been waiting for.





WARNING: Emotional Breakthrough Hazard. May cause unexpected feelings of worthiness.
HEAR THE IMPOSSIBLE




MaMachine v1.43
The MaMachine delivers those rare, precious words of affirmation that Asian children can only dream about.
Each MaMachine comes with our starter pack of 20 affirmation cards including classics such as:
“I’m proud of you.”
“I’m sorry.”
“You’re good enough.”
FAQs
💆 Affirmation cards: 20 included, expandable to 50
🎤 Voice profiles: 3 standard (Mom, Dad, Judgmental Auntie), 2 custom
🔋 Battery life: 12 hours of validation per charge
✨ Always guilt-free listening
② Select your parent's voice profile (Mom, Dad, and bonus: Judgmental Auntie)
③ Press the "Emotional Support" button
④ Receive the validation you've been waiting for!
- “I’m proud of you.”
- “I’m sorry.”
- “You’re good enough.”
20 Affirmation Cards
5 Blank 'Create Your Own Affirmation' cards
1 USB-C Charging Cable
1 Packet of Tissues (For Your Expected Emotional Response)
1 Quick-Start Validation Guide
Press play. Feel seen.



